A Reactionary Rewrite Of Silent Night Honoring Garrison Keillor Courtesy Of The "Less Than Silent" Dark Knight Of The U*U World. . .

Keillor's w*rite, Keillor's w*rite
Was it calm? Was it bright?
Garrison Keillor got U*Us riled
Op/Ed satire not tender nor mild
Rant in Opinion Piece
Rant in Opinion Piece

Keillor's rant, Keillor's rant!
Unitarians "take it" can't. . .
Bigotry screams from GK's page?
U*U bloggers continue to rage!
Keillor's true colors are shown?
Keillor's true colors are shown?

Keillor's plight, Keillor's plight. . .
Son of Grace and John's delight
Reactionary screams from his "toxic waste"?
With inter*dependent loss of face
U*Us jarred by Thy "mirth"
U*Us jarred by Thy "mirth". . .