The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Friday, July 08, 2011

Rev. Scott Wells Somewhat Sheepishly And Quite Inadvertently Kicks Big Fat U*U Sinners In The Balls

In his FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 2011 PREPARATION blog post -

U*Us will find below my slightly plagU*Urized versions of the readings from the Free Church Book of Common Prayer (1929) that the ever so "Christian" Universalist U*U minister Rev. Scott Wells asserts that he will be "meditating on" on Sunday July 10, 2011 which is the Fourth Sunday after Pentecost.

Maybe Rev. Scott Wells and other "less than perfect" U*U clergy, such as *the* Reverend Doctor Victoria Weinstein as just one *example*, would be well advised to meditate on this TEA blog post. . .

Herewith the two comments that I have just posted to Rev. Wells' "moderated" aka censored blog with some im*pertinent hyperlinks added to them -

TEA wrote: Your comment is awaiting moderation.

O Lord, we beseech thee mercifully to hear us; and grant that we, to whom thou hast given an hearty desire to sodomize senators, may by thy mighty aid be defended and comforted in all dangers and adversities presented by The Emerson Avenger; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

Posted 08 Jul 2011 at 8:04 am ¶

TEA wrote: Your comment is awaiting moderation.

Or how about?

O Lord, we beseech thee mercifully to hear us U*Us; and grant that we U*Us, to whom thou hast given an hearty desire to whitewash abusive clergy, may by thy mighty aid be defended and comforted in all dangers and adversities presented by The Emerson Avenger; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

Posted 08 Jul 2011 at 8:05 am ¶


Here is my plagU*Urized version of Luke 15 1-10 -

1: Then drew near unto him all the Republicans and sinners for to hear him.

2: And the "religious professionals" and bloggers murmured, saying,

"This man receiveth sinners, and eateth them."

3: And he spake this parable unto them, saying,

4: What man of you, having an hundred U*Us, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that U*U which is lost, until he find it?

5: And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.

6: And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them,

"Rejoice with me; for I have found my Big Fat U*U which was lost."

7: I say unto you U*Us, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one Big Fat U*U Sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine Perfect U*U Souls, which need no repentance.

8: Either what Big Fat U*U Woman having ten pairs of shoes, if she lose one pair, doth not light a Big Fat U*U Chalice, and sweep the house, and seek diligently till she find it?

9: And when she hath found it, she calleth her friends and her neighbours together, saying,

"Rejoice with me; for I have found the pair of shoes which I had lost."

: Likewise, I say unto U*Us, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over *one* Big Fat U*U Sinner that repenteth. . .

And here is the screenshot of my two comments that will never see the light of day on Rev. Scott Wells' 'Boy In The Bands' blog -

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